A horse is dangerous at both ends and uncomfortable in the middle.
-Ian Fleming
That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!
Henny Youngman
A horse doesn't know whether the rider on his back wears a dress or pants away from the track.
Diane Crump
.This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother. Ted Walsh - Racing Commentator