One day a man
passed by a farm and saw a beautiful horse. Hoping to buy the animal,
he said to the farmer: “I think your horse looks pretty good, so
I’ll give you €500 for him.”
“He doesn’t look so good, and he’s not for sale,” the farmer said.
The man insisted, “I think he looks just fine and I’ll up the price to €1,000.”
“He doesn’t look so good,” the farmer said, “but if you want him that much, he’s yours.”
The next day the man came back raging mad. He went up to the farmer and screamed, “You sold me a blind horse. You cheated me!”
The farmer calmly replied, “I told you he didn’t look so good, didn’t I?”
“He doesn’t look so good, and he’s not for sale,” the farmer said.
The man insisted, “I think he looks just fine and I’ll up the price to €1,000.”
“He doesn’t look so good,” the farmer said, “but if you want him that much, he’s yours.”
The next day the man came back raging mad. He went up to the farmer and screamed, “You sold me a blind horse. You cheated me!”
The farmer calmly replied, “I told you he didn’t look so good, didn’t I?”
The horse I bet
on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip.
My horse was so
slow that the jockey got paid time-and-a-half for overtime.
Why is horse
racing so romantic? Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts
his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
Q. How to
make a small fortune in the horse industry …
A. Start with a large fortune!
A. Start with a large fortune!
A horse sits
down in a movie theater and the woman next to him asks, "Excuse
me… are you a horse?”
"Why yes, I
am," replies the horse.
"What are
you doing at this movie?"
The horse says,
“I really liked the book."
My horse was so
late getting home, he tiptoed into the stable.
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